Funny Riddles With Answers
Funny riddles trade logic for a good punchline. The answer is usually a pun or an everyday thing described in a strange way. Read one, make a guess, then check.
Tip: Say the answer out loud. Many of these only work as a sound-alike pun.
148 riddles in this collection, page 2 of 4. Tap a riddle for the answer, or open it for the full explanation.
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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
"I'm stuck on you."
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Why can you never borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they are always a little short.
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Why did the bird stay inside during the April rain?
It was afraid of the puddle.
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What is the best Christmas present of all?
A broken drum, because you just can't beat it.
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What did the bunny say to his sweetheart on Valentine's Day?
"You make my heart hop."
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What is a hot dog's favorite holiday?
The Fourth of July, because of the grill.
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