Funny riddles trade logic for a good punchline. The answer is usually a pun or an everyday thing described in a strange way. Read one, make a guess, then check.
148 riddles in this collection, page 1 of 4. Tap a riddle for the answer, or open it for the full explanation.
funnyWhy do mummies make good spies?
They are good at keeping things under wraps.
funnyWhy did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
funnyWhy did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy.
funnyWhat did the bee say when it came back to the hive in spring?
Honey, I'm home.
funnyWhat did the witch say to her broom at bedtime?
Let's sweep on it.
funnyWhat do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper.
funnyWhy was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up.
funnyWhy was the snowman looking through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
funnyWhat do ghosts like to eat for dinner?
Ghoulash.
funnyWhat do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
funnyWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes.
funnyWhy did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter.
funnyWhy did the clock hit the party at midnight?
To ring in the new year.
funnyWhat do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny.
funnyWhy did the flag go to the parade in July?
It wanted to wave at everyone.
funnyWhy did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
funnyWhat did the coffee say to the tea?
"I love you a latte."
funnyWhat did the dog say to his valentine?
"You're the one I love fur-ever."
funnyWhat did the owl say to his Valentine?
"Owl always love you."
funnyWhat do you get if you cross a rabbit with a spider?
A hare net.
funnyWhy do apples never get lonely in the orchard?
They always have a-pear friends nearby.
funnyWhat do skeletons say before they start eating?
Bone appetit!
funnyWhy should you never tell a secret at the Thanksgiving table?
Because the corn has ears.
funnyWhy does a seed make a good friend in the garden?
Because it grows on you.
funnyWhat do ghosts eat for dessert?
I-scream.
funnyHow do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad.
funnyWhy did the flower blush in the garden?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
funnyWhy did the pumpkin cross the road?
To get to the other patch.
funnyWhat do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-itis.
funnyWhat is a witch's favorite school subject?
Spelling.
funnyHow does a snowman get around?
By riding an icicle.
funnyWhat do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
funnyWhat did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
funnyWhat do you call a crab at the beach who gives away his shell?
Shellfish.
funnyWhy did the calendar get so many friends at the party?
Because it had a lot of dates.
funnyWhat did the sheep say to his sweetheart?
"I wool always love ewe."
funnyWhy did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
Because her students were so bright.
funnyWhat did the farmer say to his sweetheart?
"You are the apple of my pie."
funnyWhat do you call a sweet pickle that loves you?
A dill-ightful valentine.
funnyWhat did the light bulb say to the lamp?
"I love you a watt."
