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logicYou write me, sign me, and send me to someone you care about in February. What am I?
A valentine card.
logicI am a winged baby with a bow and arrows who makes people fall in love. Who am I?
Cupid.
logicI am brown and sweet and often come in a heart-shaped box. What am I?
Chocolate.
logicI am a flower with thorns, and red ones mean love. What am I?
A rose.
logicI am red and shaped like a heart, and I show up on cards in February. What am I?
A valentine heart.
funnyWhat did the frog say to his valentine?
"I'm hoppy to be yours."
funnyWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet-hearts.
funnyWhat did the ghost give her valentine?
A boo-quet of flowers.
funnyWhat did the coffee say to the tea?
"I love you a latte."
funnyWhat did the cow give his valentine?
Chocolate moo-se.
funnyWhat did the farmer say to his sweetheart?
"You are the apple of my pie."
funnyWhat did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel?
"I'm nuts about you."
funnyWhat did the tree say to the rose?
"Leaf me alone, I'm falling for you."
funnyWhy was the heart so good at math?
It always knew how to add love to every problem.
funnyWhat did the bee say to its sweetheart?
"Bee mine."
funnyWhat did the dog say to his valentine?
"You're the one I love fur-ever."
funnyWhat did the cat give her valentine?
A purr-fect card.
funnyWhat do you call a sweet pickle that loves you?
A dill-ightful valentine.
funnyWhy did the cookie go to the hospital on Valentine's Day?
It felt crummy without its love.
funnyWhat did the French fry say to the ketchup?
"You're the sauce of my life."
funnyWhat did one candle say to the other on Valentine's Day?
"You're hot!"
funnyWhat did the calculator say to the pencil?
"You can count on me."
funnyWhat did the owl say to his Valentine?
"Owl always love you."
funnyWhy did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn't find a date.
