Funny riddle

I sit in a corner all day long, yet somehow I travel all over the entire world. What am I?

A postage stamp. A stamp stays glued to the corner of an envelope while traveling across the globe.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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