Funny riddle

I am a thief with a good reputation. I take things from your head while you're awake, but you willingly invite me back every single night. What am I?

A pillow. A pillow 'takes' your head when you lie down to sleep.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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