Funny riddle

I have a bed that I never sleep in, and a mouth that never speaks a single word.

A river. Rivers have a riverbed and a river mouth where they empty into a larger body of water.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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