Funny riddle

I have a heavy iron tongue, but I cannot taste anything. I ring loudly, but I have no ears to hear my own noise. What am I?

A bell. The clapper inside a bell is traditionally called its tongue, and it creates sound by striking the metal sides.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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