Funny riddle

I wear a tight leather belt around my waist every single day, but I still manage to lose my pants in public. What am I?

A suitcase. A suitcase has straps and belts, but if unzipped or overpacked, clothes spill out.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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