Funny riddle

I am lighter than a feather, yet even the strongest weightlifter in the world cannot hold me for more than a few minutes. What am I?

Breath. You can hold your breath, but only for a very short time before you are forced to exhale.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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