I can travel at lightning speed across the entire globe, yet I spend all my time trapped in a dark corner. What am I?
A stamp
Similar to the envelope riddle, a postage stamp travels everywhere while sitting in the corner of mail.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.
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