I have a bright orange body and a green stem, but if you try to plant me in the dirt, I will just roll away and rot. What am I?
A carrot
A carrot looks like it grows with a stem, but it is a root vegetable harvested from the ground; replanting a harvested carrot won't grow a new plant.
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