I have a soft, fluffy tail, I love hoarding garbage in your attic, and I think your expensive electrical wires are a delicious gourmet snack. What am I?
A squirrel
Squirrels have bushy tails, nest in attics, and are notorious for chewing through outdoor electrical and internet cables.
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