Funny riddle

I have beds you cannot sleep in, and a running nose that never needs a tissue. What am I?

A river. A river has riverbeds and its current is often referred to as its 'running nose' where it flows.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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