Funny riddle

I have a spine, but I possess zero bones. I can take you to magical distant lands, yet I never move an inch. What am I?

A book. Books have book spines and transport readers through imagination while staying on a shelf.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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