Funny riddle

I wear a bright yellow coat, wear no pants, and get violently undressed and eaten by monkeys. What am I?

A banana. Bananas have yellow peels (coats), no pants, and are famously eaten by monkeys.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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