Funny riddle

I am always running, yet I have no legs. I have a bed, but I never sleep. What am I?

A river. A river runs continuously, features a riverbed, and never rests.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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