Funny riddle

I have teeth that can bite through wood, but I cannot chew food, swallow, or even speak a single word. What am I?

A saw. A tool used for cutting wood has 'teeth', but it has no mouth.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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