Funny riddle

I have a single eye, but I am completely blind. I carry a long silver tail wherever I go. What am I?

A sewing needle. A needle has an eye for the thread and drags the thread (the tail) behind it as it sews.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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