Funny riddle

I wear a clear glass coat, I have a fiery heart, and I lose my head the moment I get to work. What am I?

A match. A match is struck on its head to ignite a flame.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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