Funny riddle

I go up and down all day long, yet I never move an inch from my corner. What am I?

A window blind. Window blinds move up and down to adjust light, but their hardware stays fixed in place.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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