Funny riddle

I have a massive bed, but I never get to sleep. I love to run all day, but I never go anywhere. What am I?

A river. Rivers have a riverbed and 'run' continuously without moving location.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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