Funny riddle

I wear bright red boots all day long, I stand on one leg in the mud, and I still manage to look snobby. What am I?

A flamingo. Flamingos are pinkish-red birds known for standing on one leg in wetlands and having a distinct posture.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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