Funny riddle

I get wetter the more I dry. I have no feelings, but I love hanging out in steamy bathrooms. What am I?

A towel. A towel dries off wet bodies, which in turn makes the towel wet itself.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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