Funny riddle

I have an eye, but I am entirely blind. I am sharp-witted, yet I cannot think. What am I?

A sewing needle. A needle has an 'eye' for thread and a sharp point, but has no brain or sight.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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