Funny riddle

I have a face that shows no emotions, and two hands that never clap. What am I?

A clock. A clock has a face and hands (hour and minute hands), but it lacks a body, feelings, or the ability to applaud.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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