Funny riddle

I have a thick spine and hundreds of pages, but I cannot read a single word. What am I?

A book. Books have a binding spine and pages, but they are inanimate objects and cannot read.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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