Funny riddle

I wear a tuxedo all day, waddle like I'm late for an important meeting, and my best winter coat is completely waterproof. Who am I?

A penguin. Penguins have black and white markings resembling a tuxedo and waterproof feathers.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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