Funny riddle

I have two wings, but I cannot fly a single inch. I live in a massive library, yet I have never read a book. What am I?

A building wing. A wing of a building is a section or extension of the structure, not a bird or insect that can fly.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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