Funny riddle

I wear a wooden cap, I get undressed in public, and I make people cry without saying a mean word. What am I?

An onion. You peel off its layers (undress), it has a stem like a cap, and slicing it releases compounds that make eyes water.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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