Funny riddle

I am wrapped up tightly like a mummy, but I scream when you peel back my bandages. What am I?

An onion. Peeling the layers of an onion often makes people cry.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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