Funny riddle

I have two legs, but I cannot walk a single step. I have a flat head, but I have no brain to think with. What am I?

A pair of pants. Pants have two 'legs' for you to wear, and a waistline area sometimes referred to metaphorically as a 'head' or top.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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