Funny riddle

I sit in the corner of a room, traveling thousands of miles without ever moving an inch. What am I?

A carpet. People walk across a carpet constantly, racking up figurative 'miles,' while the carpet itself stays put.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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