Funny riddle

I stand tall in the morning wearing a sharp suit, spend all day getting stepped on, and end the night face-down in the hallway. What am I?

A doormat. Doormats are placed at entrances, walked upon repeatedly, and lie flat on the floor.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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