I have a shiny silver body, a very sharp tongue, and I love to cut through drama, but I get extremely depressed if I spend too much time in a drawer.
Kitchen scissors
Kitchen shears have metallic bodies and sharp blades ('tongues') used to cut food ('drama'), and they sit in drawers.
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