Funny riddle

You feed me all day, but I never get full. Give me a drink, however, and I instantly die. What am I?

A fire. Fires consume wood and fuel (eating), but water puts them out (drinking kills them).

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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