I have four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening, but I prefer to roll on wheels instead. What am I?
A skateboard
This is a play on the classic Sphinx riddle, but applied to a skateboard which has four wheels (legs), can be ridden by two feet, and sometimes used with a crutch-like stick.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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