I have thousands of shiny needles, but I cannot stitch a shirt. I stay green all winter long, but I hate being brought inside for the holidays. What am I?
A pine tree
Pine trees have needle-like leaves, remain green through winter, and are commonly chopped down to be used as Christmas trees.
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