I have a thick bark, but I am not a tree. I can bite fiercely, yet I have no teeth in my mouth. What am I?
A barking dog
A dog has a 'bark' (sound) and can bite, but the riddle plays on the homonym of tree bark.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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