Funny riddle

I have a neck but absolutely no head, and I usually wear a cap. What am I?

A bottle. A bottle has a narrow neck and is closed with a cap, but lacks a head.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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