Funny riddle

I have a smooth coat of hair, but people rub me all over their bodies to get clean. What am I?

A bar of soap. Soap often gets tiny hairs stuck to it in the shower, and you rub it against your skin.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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