Funny riddle

If you feed me, I grow strong and bright, but if you give me a single drink of water, I die instantly. What am I?

Fire. Fire feeds on oxygen and fuel to grow, but pouring water on it smothers the flame.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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