Funny riddle

I have no voice, but I can make you jump out of your skin. I have no teeth, but I can bite you when you least expect it. What am I?

An alarm clock. It startles you awake suddenly with a loud noise.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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