Funny riddle

I am an instrument that can open any door, yet I have no handle, key, or hinges.

A violin. A violin is played with a bow, which is sometimes called a fiddle bow or instrument.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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