Funny riddle

I have a single eye that never blinks, a long plastic neck, and I drink muddy water straight from the garden hose.

A garden nozzle. Nozzles attach to hoses to spray water.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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