Funny riddle

I live inside a hard wooden box, I am completely bald, and I love to start fiery arguments with anyone who scratches my head. What am I?

A match. A match is stored in a box, has no hair, and creates fire when struck.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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