Funny riddle

I have a heavy metal heart, a zipper for a mouth, and I swallow all your loose change without ever saying thank you.

A piggy bank. Piggies are made of hard materials, have slots for coins, and hold money securely.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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