Funny riddle

I have a single, unblinking eye, but I am entirely blind. Yet, people still trust me to guide their cars. What am I?

A traffic light. Traffic lights feature circular light lenses that look like eyes, but they lack vision.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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