I have a heavy head, a slender body, and I scream every time I hit a wall, but I never leave a dent. What am I?
A nail.
A construction nail has a heavy head and a thin body. When hammered (hitting a wall), it makes a loud noise (screams), but the wall takes the impact, not the nail itself.
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