Funny riddle

I have a massive head and a tiny wooden body, but I can start a raging wildfire with just one scratch. What am I?

A match. A match has a chemical head and a wooden stick, igniting when struck against a rough surface.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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