Funny riddle

I have two hands, a round face, and I tell everyone your secrets, but I never speak a single word. What am I?

A clock. A clock has clock hands and a clock face, and it 'tells' the time (revealing how late you are).

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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